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I Need a Hug....

Posted by professorcassandra at 09:48 AM on January 30, 2009

Post by Voldemort


Oh, I just had to blog right away...I feel like crying. Professor Cassandra just told me...I'm adopted. ADOPTED! I mean, after all these...er...thirteen months, I find out she's not my real author! Apparently my real author's name is J.K. Rowling, and she lives somewhere in the UK. Cassandra was pretty nice about it, though.... She made me cookies and hot chocolate, and she didn't even put any poison in it, and um...then she sat me down and told me rather gently about fanfiction. She did point and laugh at me quite a bit, but of course that was inevitable. So, anyways, I'm pretty choked up now...I'm gonna go.


Yours truly,

The Adopted Lord Voldemort

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3 Comments

Reply Lori
09:49 PM on February 01, 2009
Oh, Voldykins! It's okay. You're still loved by all, even if you didn't come from Cassandra's mind. She'd probably have thought of you even if JK hadn't!! (Trust me, I'd know. I'm her BFF.) Just remember Volders... She gave you the miracle that is Carrie Underwood and Hannah Montana! Would J.K. have done that? Huh?
Reply Voldemort
09:33 AM on February 02, 2009
Yeah, well...she also made me a pansy and broke my buttocks!
Reply Lori
03:01 PM on February 02, 2009
But she also gave you two vacations and an awesome red wig. And Twilight. Would J.K. have given you the miracle of Edward/Bella (whoever you like better) ? I think not.