Professor Cassandra

Post by Bellatrix

OK, so I was spying on Lord Voldemort today (Don't give me that look! He happens to be a real hunksicle!), and I started to think...I've learned a lot of interesting stuff about him in all the years I've been stalking him. I mean really. Here are a few of his personal preferences (well, I guess they're not completely personal anymore):

Favorite book: Twilight (he's on Team Edward.)

Favorite author: Professor Cassandra (for fear of being killed, I think.)

Favorite singer: Carrie Underwood (I think there's a bit of an unhealthy obsession going on here....)

Favorite song: Before He Cheats (he can really get into this one.)

Favorite movie: Twilight. (OMG he FREAKED OUT in the movie theater! The teenage girls were telling him to be quiet!)

Favorite actor: Ralph Fiennes (according to Voldypoo, he should have played Edward Cullen...and every other movie character ever created.)

Favorite Death Eater: Well, I have no proof of this just yet...but I know it's me. It has to be. IT JUST HAS TO!!!!

Favorite video game: Animal Crossing (he thinks the little raccoon is adorable.)

Boxers or briefs: Hehehehehehehe....I'm keeping that to myself.  ^^

Favorite cereal: Trix (my name has "trix" in it! Further proof that he loves me!)

Worst husband in the world: Rodolphus (OK, so that has nothing to do with Voldemort...but it's true!)

Biggest fear: Death...and clowns (yeah, his boggart is himself being stabbed by Ronald McDonald.)

Favorite drink: Chocolate milk...with a bendy straw (if you dare provide him with a boring, non-bendy straw...well, you might as well kiss your butt goodbye.)

Favorite TV show: Oprah

...Wow, I could go on for hours. I'd better stop now...but I'll post again soon!

With hate,

Bellatrix Black-Lestrange, of the Most Noble House of Black (a.k.a. the future Mrs. Voldemort)