Professor Cassandra

Post by Voldemort

I got my feelings hurt today. Rather badly. You see, I was watching my dark television the other day, and I saw this ad for American Idol (which was a bit odd, considering I was in London at the time).  Anyway, the ad said, "Come and try out if you wanna be a pop star!" And I thought, "I wanna be a pop star!" So I went down to audition, and I was so sure I'd nailed it.... I mean, my song choice totally rocked (can't go wrong withBefore He Cheats!), and I even sang it as loudly as possible to ensure my success. Well, guess what, folks?

THEY HATED ME!!!!

You heard correctly! Even the drunk chick hated me, and she loves everyone! I thought Simon, at least, would like me, since we have so much in common.... I mean, we're both from England, we're both jerks, and we totally love ourselves.... He said I was the worst he'd ever heard! EVER! And Randy didn't dig me at all, yo!

But you know what? I don't even [censored]ing CARE, what those [censored]ers have to say! Because I can [censored]ing SING, okay??? THEY DON'T KNOW TALENT WHEN THEY SEE IT! I'M OUT!

Yours truly,

The Dark and P.O.'d Lord Voldemort