Professor Cassandra

Post by Bellatrix

OK, before we get started here, let me just make one thing clear: I. Am. A. Pureblood. I don't buy into all that "peace, love, and equality" crap, and I believe all Mudbloods to be the filthiest scum of the earth. That being said, I do acknowledge that I am currently using an inferior technological device (which Professor Cassandra refers to as a "computer") developed by the aforementioned Mudblood scum. I am doing this for one reason, and one reason only: because blogs are cool, and everyone else has one. OK, so that's settled.

Now let me introduce myself. My name's Bellatrix, and I am a loyal servant of the most powerful and attractive Dark Lord Voldemort. He loves no one...except for me. He adores me. I know he does. LOOK, SHUT UP, OK? HE IS DEFINITELY IN LOVE WITH ME! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! ...Ahem...please excuse me, I have these random mood swings every now and then.... So, anyways...more about me. Let's see...um, I have a husband named Rodolphus. He sucks. I also have a sister.... One sister. Only one, no matter what anyone else tells you. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ANDROMEDA TONKS IS, OK, SO STOP PATRONIZING ME!!! ...Oh wow, two outbursts in one sitting. That's gotta be a record. Well, that's probably enough about me for now...I've gotta go spy on Voldypoo. See ya next time!

With hate,

Bellatrix Black-Lestrange, of the Most Noble House of Black (a.k.a. the future Mrs. Voldemort)