Professor Cassandra

Post by Snape

I can't believe I'm doing this. If it wern't for the Dark Lord's insistence, I would not be doing this. Oh well, here goes.

I'm Severus Snape; I teach Potions at...uh...a very renowed school. I enjoy making snide remarks, punishing those below my station, and long walks in the forest at night...hunting werewolves. My favorite color is black; my favorite song is Back In Black; my favorite sweet is black licorice; my favorite spider is the black widow; my favorite type of booze, which I could really use some of right now, is Johnny Walker Black. I don't like cuddling, and I certainly don't like any of that touchy-feely crap! What I do like is wallowing in my deep, dark, miserable pit of hopeless dispair. Will you be my friend?

Not so sincerely, Professor Severus Snape