Professor Cassandra

Post by Lord Voldemort

Greetings. I am the Dark Lord Voldemort, and this is my very first blog entry. Professor Cassandra has given me special permission to use her computer, so that I may better my social life. (Oh, stop laughing, Wormtail! Like your social life is so great...) And no worries, O Dark Author, for I shall not post anything on your personal blog that you wouldn't want your mother to read...partly due to the fact that I am more afraid of her than I am of you. So please don't kill me off!

Now, I've been told that the purpose of these "blogs," as the Muggles call them, is to record one's most personal thoughts. But quite frankly, there are no words evil enough to truly capture the innermost workings of my brilliantly sinister mind. All I can say for now is MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Well, I'm going to kill some Muggles now. Check back soon for updates, or I may just have to kill you.

Yours truly, the Dark Lord Voldemort