Professor Cassandra

Yes, I know I never update this blog, but I just had to post this. See, I made this fake Twitter account for Lord Voldemort (@DrkLrdVolders), only he's REALLY out of character and funny. So I logged on yesterday and started chatting with "Bellatrix" (@bellatrixcrucio) and "Snape" (@Professor_Snape) and we just made up this whole story...it's really hilarious.  I think I have got most of it saved. Enjoy! (btw, my actual Twitter is @FlamingPoptart)

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVoldersMy Lord... I got you a taco and a drink... I thought you might have wanted it... *watches as he eats and drinks*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio ........Bella, is there something in this?

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders No, my Lord! Of course not! What would make you think that? *waits with baited breath*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio ............Why are you waiting with baited breath then?

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders I am terrified you choke on the taco my Lord *smiles*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio Oh, no worries. I am quite experienced in the field of tacos. *takes a big bite and almost chokes* I'm alright....

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*smiles* Good, my Lord, I am glad... now, just be careful!

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio *finishes taco and Coke* That was so good. Wait...I feel weird... *happens to look in mirror*OMG I'm in love with ME....

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*gasps* WHAT?! No, no, my Lord! *runs to him and turns him to face her* Damn, that wasn't supposed to happen!

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio Go away, Bella, I've got a hot date with ME tonight... *sings* And IIIIIIII will always loooooveeee meeeeeeeee....

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*disapparates to other room and throws herself on bed, in floods of tears*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio *sings* Have I tooooooold...ME lately...that I love MEEEEE...

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio *can be heard from the other room* Oh, me, you're just so awesome! Come on, I know a great pizza place. Take my hand, me...

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVoldersMy Lord... I am going to tell you something you may not have heard before.*takes deep breath* SHUT UP! *panics* Oops...

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio *doped up on lovepotion* Oh, hi, Bellaaaaaaa....Have you met meeeeeeee? He's really fantastic....Hehehehehehe....

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders I know he is... *cries even more* I know.

 bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*chokes back tears and wipes eyes* What a bloody idiot! Look at him... I just hope he doesn't see @_harrypotter_ when hes out!

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio I know, isn't it fantastic? That's nice of you to cry because you're so happy for me and me.

DrkLrdVoldersI am my sunshine, my only sunshine, I make me happyyyyyyy when skys are gray...I'll never know, dear, how much I love meeeeeee....

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*breathes deeply* My Lord... I really didn't want to have to do this...*points wand* Petrificus Totalus! Oops...

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio *freezes in the middle of giving self a big ol' hug*

bellatrixcrucio@Professor_Snape*cries* Oh, Severus! I gave him the love potion, but he looked in a mirror before he looked at me! Anything you can do?!

Professor_Snape@bellatrixcrucio *sighs and shakes head* Yes, one moment... *brews up a quick antidote and hands it to Bella* Give him this.

bellatrixcrucio*rearranges @DrkLrdVolders around herself and takes out wand* Phew.. okay... We'll see how this goes...Finite Incantatem!

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio *unfreezes* I am my sunshine, my only........WHAT THE CRAP???

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*quickly feeds him antidote, then remainder of love potion, while conjuring pictures of herself onto every reflective surface*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucioOMGOMGOMGWHATTHECRAPWHATTHECRAPWHATTHE..... Oh, hello there. ^_^

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*smiles in relief* Hello, my Lord...

Professor_Snape@bellatrixcrucio That is the last time I ever allow you to get a hold of a love potion...making the Dark Lord fall in love with himself...

bellatrixcrucio@Professor_Snape*looks embarrassed* Sorry, Severus. I think it went alright this time...*smiles*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio You are AWESOME.

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*nearly cries with joy* Really? Thank you my Lord! You are too... *bats eyelashes*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio SHUT UP AND LET'SGO TO STARBUCKS, BABY!

bellatrixcrucio*giggles, kisses @DrkLrdVolders, and takes hand as they apparate together to the land of caffieney goodness*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio And they all lived happily ever after...until the blasted potion wore off.

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVoldersNot even thinking about that right now, my Lord, I can worry about it later *smiles and sips caramel cream frappucino*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio*gulps mocha frap* HYPER HYPER SUGAR IN LOVE HYPER IN LOVE SUGAR LOVE POTION SUGAR HYPER!

Professor_Snape@bellatrixcrucio Of course...it will be your burden to carry once the potion wears off and he finds out.

bellatrixcrucio@Professor_Snape*smiles* Never mind that just now, Severus! I can worry about it later... For now I am just going to enjoyyyyy the moment!

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*links arm* Me too love. Me too. *smiles*

bellatrixcrucio@Professor_Snape I'll make sure he doesn't remember a thing... and make sure that I do!

Professor_Snape@bellatrixcrucioAnd I thought you were one of his most trusted followers...

bellatrixcrucio@Professor_Snape*angrily* I am, Severus! He can't love! So i'm just helping him realise what he would really want!

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio What was that you were telling Snape, Bella dear? Oh never mind, it doesn't matter. *orders another frap and downs it*

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*giggles* You are just so funny! *snuggles into him and downs a latte*

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio Know what's great about coffee, Bella? It makes me hyper! I like being hyper, don't you, Bella? HYPER HYPER HYPER!

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders*giggles* I love it, my Lord!

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucioHYPER HYPER IN LOVE SUGAR HYPER POTION LOVE HYPER SUGAR RUSH HYPER HYPER...Wait...where the crap am I???

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio .......Bella? What the crap....?

DrkLrdVolders@bellatrixcrucio OHHHHHH DANG. How did I get here? Why are you so....ew...close? OMG WHAT DID YOU DO?

bellatrixcrucio@DrkLrdVolders Nothing my Lord. You were just super hyper on caffeine. You know what you're like! *looks innocent*

bellatrixcrucioOOC: Damn, I really have to go! Tonight was hilarious,t hank you all, espec. @DrkLrdVolders and @Professor_Snape! Until omorrow! *waves* xx

DrkLrdVolders.........Not really sure what the crap has been going on,but it's time for Wormtail to read me my bedtime story now. Bye, all!

FlamingPoptart@bellatrixcrucio Great improv! That was so hilarious! *high five*

FlamingPoptart@Professor_Snape Great improv! That was so hilarious! *high five*

bellatrixcrucio@FlamingPoptart Thank you! *high fives back*

Professor_Snape@FlamingPoptart OOC: Why thank you.=) Glad you enjoyed it.