Professor Cassandra

Yes, I know I never update this blog, but I just had to post this. See, I made this fake Twitter account for Lord Voldemort (@DrkLrdVolders), only he's REALLY out of character and funny. So I logged on yesterday and started chatting with "Bellatrix" (@bellatrixcrucio) and "Snape" (@Professor_Snape) and we just made up this whole story...it's really hilarious.  I think I have got most of it saved. Enjoy! (btw, my actual Twitter is @FlamingPoptart)

bella...

The night had finally arrived, and excitement was thick in the air as we approached the entrance to the Borders bookstore. It was only 9:30, and already the place was crowded.

“Smile!” said my mom, holding up her camera.

We all lined up, too cheerful to be embarrassed, as she took our picture together; it was me, my friends Lori and Salem, my cousin Rae, and Salem’s mom. Lori and I already had our...

Post by Voldemort

Oh, I just had to blog right away...I feel like crying. Professor Cassandra just told me...I'm adopted. ADOPTED! I mean, after all these...er...thirteen months, I find out she's not my real author! Apparently my real author's name is J.K. Rowling, and she lives somewhere in the UK. Cassandra was pretty nice about it, though.... She made me cookies and hot chocolate, and she didn't even put any poison in it, and um...then she sat me down and to...

Post by Snape

...I have yet to receive any responses to my previous request for a friend. I thought that maybe I was a bit...over-the-top on some of my comments, so I would like to add that I also enjoy red licorice...I just very much prefer the black. I would also like to fill you in on my personal musical tastes...I have none. Yeah, that comment about Back in Black? I just said it so you'd like me. Furthermore, I would like to add that life...

Post by Bellatrix

OK, so I was spying on Lord Voldemort today (Don't give me that look! He happens to be a real hunksicle!), and I started to think...I've learned a lot of interesting stuff about him in all the years I've been stalking him. I mean really. Here are a few of his personal preferences (well, I guess they're not completely personal anymore):

Favorite book: Twilight (he's on Team Edward.)

Favorite author:...

Today is the beginning of a new era of change, and the end of an error. Congratulations President Barack Obama! *sings* Na na na na...na na na na...hey hey hey...Goodbye! (Former President Bush...lol it's just so fun to say!)

Post by Voldemort

I got my feelings hurt today. Rather badly. You see, I was watching my dark television the other day, and I saw this ad for American Idol (which was a bit odd, considering I was in London at the time).  Anyway, the ad said, "Come and try out if you wanna be a pop star!" And I thought, "I wanna be a pop star!" So I went down to audition, and I was so sure I'd nailed it.... I mean, my song choice totally rocked (can't go wrong withBefore...

Post by Bellatrix

OK, before we get started here, let me just make one thing clear: I. Am. A. Pureblood. I don't buy into all that "peace, love, and equality" crap, and I believe all Mudbloods to be the filthiest scum of the earth. That being said, I do acknowledge that I am currently using an inferior technological device (which Professor Cassandra refers to as a "computer") developed by the aforementioned Mudblood scum. I am doing this for one reason, and one...

Post by Snape

I can't believe I'm doing this. If it wern't for the Dark Lord's insistence, I would not be doing this. Oh well, here goes.

I'm Severus Snape; I teach Potions at...uh...a very renowed school. I enjoy making snide remarks, punishing those below my station, and long walks in the forest at night...hunting werewolves. My favorite color is black; my favorite song is Back In Black; my favorite sweet is black licorice; my favori...

Post by Lord Voldemort

Greetings. I am the Dark Lord Voldemort, and this is my very first blog entry. Professor Cassandra has given me special permission to use her computer, so that I may better my social life. (Oh, stop laughing, Wormtail! Like your social life is so great...) And no worries, O Dark Author, for I shall not post anything on your personal blog that you wouldn't want your mother to read...partly due to the fact that I am more afraid of her than ...